The Blazers will waive Klay
And klay signs a world record 5 year $300M contract to play in the Chinese Basketball Association for the Guangdong Tigers
Where He will average a whopping:
80pts per game
16 rebs
0 assists cuz he not fucking passing that shit
-2% from 3
-99% from the field
690 Bricks
75 Airballs
And 4 fingers up